Another Day

I am so bored. Really bored. I didn't get to go on a walk today and my energy level is at almost critical mass. Sooooo BBBOOOOORRRREEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!
Mom went to work again this morning and grandma left, came home and left again then came home again. My existence is boring and I can't convince dad to take me on a walk because it is raining, snowing and the wind is blowing. I begged him, oh. please take me for a walk, oh, please, please! But he said he didn't want to go out in the weather. So bored.
I really don't want to play with my toys as they are boring, my food is boring and so are my chewies. Even Monkey and my duckies aren't fun. I am bored.
I guess there is nothing to do but nap but that is boring too. I wonder what is on "People TV"? Nothing, I am bored.
Mom is home now and she isn't any more going to take me for my walk than dad. She is tired and it is raining, snowing and the wind is blowing. I am STILL bored.
Finally mom coughs up a brand new bone to chew on, it isn't a walk but at least it is fun for me.... finally something doggy to do! Thanks Mom!
Dad, you suck today! Tomorrow you better take me for my walk!