Hold on There

Man this week has been interesting. Dad stayed home a day when I know he should have been in his special clothes and gone. That really screws a dog up. I tried to get him out of bed and tell him it is time for him to go to his place but he let me out to go pee and went back to bed. I guess if he isn't worried about it why should I?
Yesterday mom and grandma left for a while then came back with plants and stuff. Mom and I went out into the sunny yard and I watched while mom did things outside in the warm sun. I just wish she would take the hint and take me for my walk on the dike.
When dad came home he worked in the yard and I didn't get MY walk. I think that they think just playing outside is enough for me, hmmmph.
Mom and dad did take me to the river twice this week to play in the water and sand, it was fun and there was so many smells. the river was really high up the beach so there wasn't much running space but it was fun anyway.
Mom told me I was becoming a sausage dog. She put me on a diet with her and the rest of the family. She cut my bisket intake down to two a day and didn't even share pork rinds with me. At least dad shares his popcorn with me. I gave her the all knowing evil eye and my own brand of doggie disdane: a snort.
I did supprise mom and dad with my doggy language. I tried to say "uhoh" in people. I must say that it came out pretty good because they both looked at each other and laughed. I thought "what? You think I can't talk?"
Well dad, mom and grandma are gone so it must be Coalie nap time. Later.....