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February 8, 2011

A Day in the Diary

Dear doggy diary,
Today has really sucked, yesterday sucked but not as much as today! First mom got up and I thought that she was going to stay up even though it was only 3:30 in the morning. She stayed up for a while and let me outside in the dark to pee. then just when I got used to her being up, se went back to bed and closed the door on me, leaving me out in the dark living room to fend for myself against strange noises.
I thought that I could probably get dad to wake up but he didn't... hey can't fault a dog for trying, can you?
grandma was the only person who didn't screw up my day. Grandma is reliable for my cookie schedule. Mom and dad, well they aren't exactly reliable.
Mom left, grandma left and what seemed liek an eternity passed and dad finally hauled himself out of bed. I thought I would give him some time for his morning coffee and to get dressed, oh, say 3 minutes or so should surfice. But dad didn't look very well, damn it anyway. Needless to say I didn't get my morning walk.
Dad did take me oput to pee a couple of times.
Then grandma came home! Oh boy! grandma is always fun to sniff because she goes different places that smell divine to me. Then mama came home.
Mom said something about a nap then a uhhhhmmmmm, WALK! Yes!!! Can't let her sleep too long!

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