First post as a Dog

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!! My first post. What should I write about?
Should I start out with the complaints and the boredom of being the only dog in the house, or that these computer keyboards are not designed to be used by dog toes? Or that my nose art keeps getting cleaned off the windows? Hmmmm.
I think I will write a little about my life at home.
I live in a huge doghouse with carpet, furniture, doors and tile floors. The tile floors I could do without because they are slick and hard to run on. I have my bed, another bed and an assortment of rugs that I can sit or lay on depending on how cold I am. I have one rug in front of the heating stove that works when it gets cold.
I really like my home but I spend time protecting it from birds, unseen noisemakers and the dastardly deer that always seem to be lurking and waiting for me to turn my back so they can sneak up on me.
I have my food and water where it is always handy but the water inside isn't as good as the outside water. The creek water is the best. Mom and Dad say I have allergies and get me special food, what ever that means. It all tastes good to me.
I also have Grandma living in my house. It really is wierd as Mom and dad are in one end of the house and Grandma is in the other. I like Grandma, she gives me morning and evening treats and they are good! Well mom is in the kitchen so I must go supervise. I am really good at supervising kitchen activities I just wish I would get to sample more!